Ð' Hœl Alfabet

Ðe Întyr Alfabet:

Aa Ææ Bb Cc Dd Ðð Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Îî Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Œœ Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Þþ Uu Ûû Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz Ȝȝ

Nœts:
C iz œnli euzd in kaambinæshen wiþ H in ð' dygraf CH az in CHEEZ, ICH, PACH
O iz œnli euzd in ð' dygraf OR az in OR, FORK, FORT
Ð' dyaresis haz þre eusez: (1) t' mark ð' subjunktiv; (2) t' disambigeuæt hœmaafenes wurdz (az in plæn, ð' vehikkel vursez plæ̈n, ð' flat expans); (3) t' mark a distinkt sillabel (az in varrïes, sevrel þingz vursez varriez, ð' þurd-pursen prezzent-tens 'v ð' vurb t' varri)

Ðeez dygrafs arr aulsœ euzd:
AA az in KAAT, LAAK, PAAND
AR az in ART, HARÞ, MARZ
AU az in KAUT, HAUK, PAUN
EE az in EET, SEEN, REED
ER az in LETTER, BETTER, SLAPPER
EU az in EUS, EUZ, TEUN, DEU, FEU
IE iz restrikted tu ð' plûrel formz 'v nounz îndinn in -i 'n ð' þurd-pursen prezzent-tens formz 'v vurbz îndinn in -i, az in WUN KAAPI vursez TU KAAPIEZ, Y MARRI vursez HE MARRIEZ
NG az in SING 'n SINGER
OI az in BOI, OIL
OR az in OR, FOR
OU az in OUT, ABOUT
SH az in SHIP, FISH, SHÛD
UR az in FUR, HURT, WURLD
WH az in WHÆL, WHÎN, WHÆR

Nœt aulsœ ðat înni kaansœnent mæ be dubbeld after ðeez strest voulz:
A az in HAPPI, MARRI, RAPPID
E az in LETTER, HEDDER, WHEÐÐER
I az in SKINNI, WITTI, SITTI, MINNI
Î az in MÎNNI, PÎNNI
U az in FUNNI, MUNNI, HUNNI

irêgeuler prêzzent-tîns vurbz

Ðeez vurbz hâv irêgeuler prêzzent-tîns formz:

t' be
w'z
wur
bin
beinn
being

Y âm ænt 
we ar arnt
yu ar arnt 
yaul ar arnt
he iz izzent
she iz izzent
it iz izzent
ðæ̈ ar arnt 
ðæ ar arnt

t' du
did
dun
duinn
duing

Y du dœnt 
we du dœnt
yu du dœnt 
yaul du dœnt
he duz duzzent
she duz duzzent
it duz duzzent
ðæ̈ du dœnt 
ðæ du dœnt

t' hâv
hâd
hâvvinn
hâvving

Y hâv hâvvent 
we hâv hâvvent
yu hâv hâvvent 
yaul hâv hâvvent
he hâz hâzzent
she hâz hâzzent
it hâz hâzzent
ðæ̈ hâv hâvvent 
ðæ hâv hâvvent

t' sæ 
sêd
sæinn
sæing

Y sæ 
we sæ
yu sæ 
yaul sæ
he sêz
she sêz
it sêz
ðæ̈ sæ 
ðæ sæ

TRUUÞ

Heer arr ð' furst tu lynz 'v a pœem Y rœt aulmœst twînti yeerz agœ:

Why duz ð' truuþ kum out in ð' nyt--sœ rærli in ð' lyt?
Whær yurningz 'n feerz swurl round in ð' mynd'z y

Heer iz ð' kumpleet parradym for ð' prœvurb/vurbel auxilieri 'du'

t' du
duinn
duing
did diddent
dun
dü dïd (subjunktiv)
Y du dœnt
yu du dœnt
he/she/it duz duzzent
ðæ̈ du dœnt
we du dœnt
yaul du dœnt
ðæ du dœnt

Aul Y kan sæ iz ðat Y þaut Y gaat ð' ryt kynd 'v taanic wauter

My wyf iz sik ðis weekînd 'n she askt me tu git hur ð' sæm typ 'v klub sœda ðat Y had baut hur urlïer in ð' week. Wel, tu be aanest, she diddent akchueli sæ ðat; raððer, she sed ðat Y shûd by ð' sæm kynd 'v wauter az Y did befœr...'n ðærin lay ð' dænjer 'v hur wurdz. Y wînt tu ð' stœr t' git wh't she had askt for, but aul 'v ð' choisez aun ð' shelvz left me dæzd 'n kunfeuzd, 'n Y înded up byinn taanik wauter insted 'v klub sœda--uups! Wel, t' pût it myldli, my bying ð' raung drink w'z naat wel-reseevd at hœm. Y ges Y kan proudli sæ ðat Y'v bin tryinn ('n fælinn) t' prœkeur ð' ryt ytemz at varïes grœsri stœrz aul akraus ð' stæt for ð' mœr ðan elevven yeerz we'v bin tugeððer. (Qyt a tallent, æ?)

Praablemz kuntineu...

Whîn Y furst began t' ryt ðis blaug, Y kûd veu evriþing Y rœt wiððout diffikulti. Nou, houevver, Y kannaat even reed ð' tytel--Þinkinn About ð' Muððertung--az înniþing mœr ðan a bunch 'v qeschen marx, ðœ evriþing apeerz just fyn whîn Y veu my blaug aun ð' Web...bummer. Wh't haz chænjd? UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Y'm havvinn trubbel wiþ Blauger--it's naat sh

Y'm naat shûr why Blaager iz nœ launger shœinn Eunikœd simbelz praaperli

Noun Deklînshenz

Ð' paradymz arr listed in ð' faalœing order:

singgeuler plûrel
singgeuler jînnitiv plûrel jînnitiv

Reggeuler Plûrelz

lip lips

lip’s lips’

bib bibz

bib’z bibz’

lim limz

lim’z limz’

graf grafs

graf’s grafs’

siv sivz

siv’z sivz’

deþ deþs

deþ’s deþs’

syð syðz

syð’z syðz’

fort forts

fort’s forts’

lid lidz

lid’z lidz’

tin tinz

tin’z tinz’

hil hilz

hil’z hilz’

fur furz

fur’z furz’

pas passez

pass’z passez’

flees feesez

flees’z fleesez’

fiz fizzez

fiz’z fizzez’

gæz gæzez

gæz’z gæzez’

dish dishez

dish’z dishez’

miraaȝ miraaȝez

miraaȝ’z miraaȝez’

wich wichez

wich’z wichez’

brik brix

brik’s brix’

daug daugz

daug’z daugz’

saung saungz

saung’z saungz’

Ireggeuler Plûrelz

leef leevz

leef’s leevz’

truuþ truuðz

truuþ’s truuðz’

aax aaxen

aax’z aaxen’z

man mîn

man’z mîn’z

chyld children

chyld’z children’z

wûmmen wimmen

wûmmen’z wimmen’z

hous houzez

hous’z houzez’

fish fish

fish’z fishez’

deer deer

deer’z deerz’

Chænjd Plûrelz

‘cacti’ – ‘kaktusez’

‘octopodes’ – ‘aaktœpûssez’

dæta – mas noun

‘bacteria’ –lyk deer