Sunday, April 15, 2012

Aul Y kan sæ iz ðat Y þaut Y gaat ð' ryt kynd 'v taanic wauter

My wyf iz sik ðis weekînd 'n she askt me tu git hur ð' sæm typ 'v klub sœda ðat Y had baut hur urlïer in ð' week. Wel, tu be aanest, she diddent akchueli sæ ðat; raððer, she sed ðat Y shûd by ð' sæm kynd 'v wauter az Y did befœr...'n ðærin lay ð' dænjer 'v hur wurdz. Y wînt tu ð' stœr t' git wh't she had askt for, but aul 'v ð' choisez aun ð' shelvz left me dæzd 'n kunfeuzd, 'n Y înded up byinn taanik wauter insted 'v klub sœda--uups! Wel, t' pût it myldli, my bying ð' raung drink w'z naat wel-reseevd at hœm. Y ges Y kan proudli sæ ðat Y'v bin tryinn ('n fælinn) t' prœkeur ð' ryt ytemz at varïes grœsri stœrz aul akraus ð' stæt for ð' mœr ðan elevven yeerz we'v bin tugeððer. (Qyt a tallent, æ?)

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